Oh boy. Living with stoner Hippies. The fun never ends.

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Oh boy. Living with stoner Hippies. The fun never ends.

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So yesterday, one of our friends who's staying with us for a couple of weeks came home at 5:30 AM... naked and wrapped in a towel.

He and a couple of his stoner friends thought it would be an awesome idea to find some woods somewhere and go on an LSD trip. So they went in three cars down to the winelands, found a nice wooded hill, settled in a clearing and broke out the acid.

In mid-trip, they decide it would be awesome to see everything from the top of the hill. So they start climbing. But our mate finds a REALLY INTERESTING bit of tree bark and gets preoccupied with that. When he finally realises he's alone, his friends are long gone.

He freaks out slightly. It's a rather big wood and he needs to find somebody quickly, before he gets lost in it for good. Deciding that he'll be able to move faster unburdened by all his stuff, he drops his backpack, his car keys, his cell phone and all his acid. Upon careful consideration, he strips all his clothes off as well since they're too restricting, and runs off into the woods, absolutely starkers.

Needless to say, he didn't have much luck finding his friends in his condition, but he DID become completely entranced by a couple of owls singing at the top of the hill, and sat there in his birthday suit listening to them until about 4:00 in the morning.

Suddenly he realises that the sun is rising, and that he's naked, alone, stoned out of his gourd and in a lot of trouble. He runs off down the hill, looking frantically for his clothes, but they're nowhere to be found. His backpack and all the acid is gone too. By some miracle, his car keys and cellphone (with about twenty missed calls from his friends on it) are still in the clearing where he left them, but everything else had vanished.

The sun was just peeking over the hill when he reached the road. There were already some cars on it, so he stuck to the brush until he reached his car. Luckily, there was a towel inside, so he wrapped that around his nether regions and drove home.

He went to look for the rest of his stuff today, but he didn't find anything. There's probably some poor homeless person out there who stumbled on what he thought was a pack of breath mints and some lemon juice who's tripping balls right about now.
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Re: Oh boy. Living with stoner Hippies. The fun never ends.

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Cool story bro.
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Re: Oh boy. Living with stoner Hippies. The fun never ends.

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luck for the homeless guy :P indeed cool story xD (at least for us readers)
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